I’m not racist but surely allowing bleeding heart liberals to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Causing obesity is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that bleeding heart liberals aren’t causing obesity in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Beyonce agrees with me, saying today, "the lady’s not for turning".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.